Pantiusly Yours

Pantiusly Yours

Pantiusly Yours Illustration key: Note the left leg is shorter. Sitting at the Right Hand is hard on a body. Billy Mays would show up 2,000 years too late for Pilate. Pilate would ultimately lose the suit against the exercise regimen that bears his name (but you...
And your daughter?

And your daughter?

And Your Daughter? Fast forward faster. Past the marionette months of drain bags and catheter tubes and spiking fevers with an affinity for threes (a.m., one oh). Your arms look weird, overly naked somehow. It’s just that there’s nothing sticking out of...
Keystone Specialists

Keystone Specialists

Keystone Specialists Philly suburbs, visiting family. Stomach ache, day three. Try TUMS, but know better—put your shoes on. Remember it’s called the ED now, not ER. Rebranded. A solid distraction, to focus on erectile dysfunction instead of pain, but still, you...