Pie, quickly

Pie, quickly

All I’m sayin’s that Pictionary has some serious life lessons. This cat or whatever? Llama? No tail. Not even ears. In June, I killed at this game. February? Forget it. Do me a favor. Bake myself a chocolate cream pie. Trudge through the fifty feet of snow to my place...
Two Kinds of People

Two Kinds of People

There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who see a parade of identical, sword-brandishing pirates on stilts and think, “Oof, twins freak me out,” and start running? And the kind who think, “Hey, it’s my birthday! Everybody knows!” The second ones are...
What Joy

What Joy

Tiny Miss Peacock waited for a whale to take her to Europe. She’d never been, but was certain it existed. A seahorse would not do. When Tiny Miss Whale arrived, Miss Peacock alighted on her back. Miss Whale, possessed of a terrific fondness for ravioli, swam them to...