Pantiusly Yours

Illustration key:

1. Note the left leg is shorter. Sitting at the Right Hand is hard on a body.
2. Billy Mays would show up 2,000 years too late for Pilate.
3. Pilate would ultimately lose the suit against the exercise regimen that bears his name (but you should see his core).
4. Mel Gibson could never get it straight: Calvary or Cavalry?

   
   (There will be days when you have nothing more to offer than the stubborn remains of a failed Catholicism, an obsession with pants, and a grudging admiration for TV admen (the goddamn persistence). Fine, offer it and come back tomorrow.)