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Two Kinds of People

There are two kinds of people in this world.

The kind who see a parade of identical, sword-brandishing pirates on stilts and think, “Oof, twins freak me out,” and start running?

And the kind who think, “Hey, it’s my birthday! Everybody knows!”

The second ones are dead.

(happy birthday)

Card Illustration by Ed Wozniak
Video Music by Chad Anderson