Just Let's Cards
No one wishes to be the ham
Tiny Peacock rested on a lily flotilla. Tiny Ostrich approached from the west with Tiny Goat on her back. Tiny Blue Bird nestled himself between Tiny Goat's horns. He was tired, though couldn’t say why. Tiny Pig approached from the east with Tiny Frog on his back....
Sometimes, I get myself to a zoo
Whenever I’m not sure what to do with myself, or after I’ve already done things with myself and I feel a little melancholy, which science tells us is like, normal, ok?, I ask, “Now what would a vulnerable looking robot do?” Then I get myself to a zoo, you know? Go for...
Pie, quickly
All I’m sayin’s that Pictionary has some serious life lessons. This cat or whatever? Llama? No tail. Not even ears. In June, I killed at this game. February? Forget it. Do me a favor. Bake myself a chocolate cream pie. Trudge through the fifty feet of snow to my place...
Two Kinds of People
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who see a parade of identical, sword-brandishing pirates on stilts and think, “Oof, twins freak me out,” and start running? And the kind who think, “Hey, it’s my birthday! Everybody knows!” The second ones are...
What Joy
Tiny Miss Peacock waited for a whale to take her to Europe. She’d never been, but was certain it existed. A seahorse would not do. When Tiny Miss Whale arrived, Miss Peacock alighted on her back. Miss Whale, possessed of a terrific fondness for ravioli, swam them to...